Well, okay, I got some pretty positive feedback on the tattoo contest idea, so here we go!
REASON:
I'm jonesing for a new tattoo, but it's hard for me to find a design I like enough to put on my body. So that's where you come in.
RULES:
1. Draw a design based on the following options labeled "Things I Like", or just be super creative and really wow me some other way.

I'm open to a lot.
2. Upload it to DeviantArt. Failing this, upload it anywhere else. Send me the resulting link in a Note, along with any information on the design (like if it needs an explanation or if it has an story that inspired it) and where you think it would look best on my body.
3. Wait to see if you've won.
4. MOST IMPORTANT RULE EVAH: Now it's possible that if I hold this contest, I simply won't pick a winner. Let's face it, if all the entries are crap (doubt it) then I won't put any of the designs on me. It's my body, afterall. But that simply means you should try like whoa to make an awesome design.
5. Tell your friends (your talented friends)! I want as many submissions as humanly possible.
6. NO FANDOM TATTOOS. I don't want Zim on my ass.
BOOTY:
1. I'll pay you $20 (shut up, I'm broke; plus that's the going rate for tattoo flash on
[link] ) Besides, think of what you can buy with $20! Like... something
frilly.
2. I'll draw you whatever the hell you want
3. You'll get the joy of knowing someone has your art on them forever and ever and ever SO PLEASE MAKE SURE ALL SUBMISSIONS ARE ABSOLUTELY TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD... yes?
Things I Like:
- Birds
- Geisha
- Ladies
- Sailor Tattoos
- Stars
- Mermaids
- Egyptian/Aztec/Greek/Roman/Macedonian/whatever designs
- Insects
- Lolita type things (NOT EGL)
But not limited to those things, obviously.
So you in?